Even so, if all 400 entities take their three minutes, it will mean 20 hours of mind-numbing electioneering.
Maybe it was the English damp, or maybe it was all the hours of mind-numbing cricket I'd been forced to watch.
The current thinking is to have visitors pay $75 each and pledge in writing to remain in the building for at least six hours, half of it to be spent undergoing the "Abramovic Method": three hours of mind-and-body cleansing exercises.
Yes, you could argue that, for the agnostics/atheists among us, Christmas is just one big artifice, but at least with the presents you can accrue some semblance of hollow, consumerist joy, and with the tree, delight in spinning the baubles around on their strings and giggling maniacally, having lost your mind from hours of mind-numbing xmas TV.
Faced with hours of mind-numbing daytime TV ahead of them where they can only dream of being the next contestant to "come on down," they wait.
After too many hours of mind-numbing meetings, we decide to add some additional criteria such as "The student's work was original, creative, and insightful".
The writers were anything but Kardashian fans when they began writing the musical, which required hours of "mind-numbing" research: watching the family's reality show, Googling them and watching Kim's sex tape -- again. .
We all know that reality shows like the Kardashian franchise take hours of mind-numbingly boring footage and piece together a storyline that likely bears little resemblance to what actually occurred in real life.
But the best politicians do the thankless, backbreaking work of shaking hands, kissing babies and sitting through endless hours of mind-numbing subcommittee meetings for the best reason: getting civil structures named after them.
