In its press release, Fastly calls its service an "edge cloud platform", which is a fantastic mix of nonsense and meaningless garbage that I'm going to refuse to use (seriously, Bateman Group, that is a hot-trash mix of word salad).
They included sporadic hot water, trash in the hallways, rats and — worst of all — bedbugs.
These days, houseboats come equipped with hot tubs, trash compactors, built-in barbecues, flat-screen TVs and sometimes even helipads.
In the largest youth gathering ever held in the West, more than two million young people prayed, sang, swayed and got sprayed with water hoses today at a Mass celebrated by John Paul II on a hot, dusty, trash-strewn field in a suburb of Rome.
In the ever evolving scientific pursuit of getting hot girls trashed as quickly as possible, the scienticians at the Institute of Alcohology have developed a converged device that is meant explicitly as a means of rapid imbibition that could signify a quantum leap in modern drunkeness.
Attention to whoever at VICE sent me the invite to the press screening in New York last night: next time, please also send me a round-trip Porter Airlines ticket, a small bag of nonsour gummy candy and a stack of hot-slick trash magazines?
Never put hot ash in the trash.
But beneath that surface is decades of cruft, features and code that, while once necessary or even innovative, have been compacted with time and great pressure to create… yes, a hot ball of molten trash.
Platoon was a good movie, but Major League was trash and Hot Shots was just dumb.
