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The jeans will be available in men's and women's cuts, although the ladies miss out on the hot crotch zone features.
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By lunch time I was just resigned to walking around with a hot pink crotch and butthole.
To be fair to the guy, his meal was mostly large slabs of undercooked chicken slathered in a sauce hotter than James Gandolfini's crotch after the Sahara Desert marathon, so I'm guessing that probably helped the alcohol along a little.
According to the Watertown Daily Times, pledges were allegedly forced to rub hot sauce on their crotches; to put a mixture of chewing tobacco, hot sauce and onions in their mouths; to spit raw egg between each other's mouths; struck with a paddle on their rear ends; and the father of one fraternity member allegedly branded brothers with metal clothes hanger.
My little boyfriend Ryan Mozier asking why my crotch was so hot.
The first time I officially met comedian Kurt Braunohler was at a slumber party where he French braided my hair while drinking a wine cooler, then pointed a temperature sensor gun thingy at my crotch to see how hot it was.
His fires still burn amazingly hot -- here a biker's "golden crotch" provokes his lust, there a barman's pointing nipples -- but he can't help seeing his lust ironically now, as an "old man's greed for youth".
There's an important artery that runs inside your inner thighs that's important for regulating warmth, so a hot water bottle nestled up against your crotch is going to keep you nice and toasty.
Luka may have won over the audience with his tribute to the King of Pop, but earlier this year, another student found himself in hot water after imitating the classic MJ crotch-grab during a rendition of "Billie Jean".
Everywhere you looked in the city last weekend there were Japanese men in blousy white shirts over black hot pants worn with white bucks; in drop-crotch trousers accessorized with lug-soled Prada shoes; in Prince of Wales checked shorts-suits worn with crisp white shirts and Grenson oxfords; in vintage overalls shorts from Gap (yes, '90s Gap is now vintage).
I mean, crotches and buttholes are just always hot and moist!
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