"When I present Celebrity Squares, I fully appreciate that I've been allowed to do that – when I think of all the doors I've knocked on, and now people are saying, yeah, all right, Warwick, you can host this show".
"I learned almost nothing in college, but watching Late Night, not only did I learn everything from Dave, but the reason I have this show is because the executives at ABC saw me when I was a guest on Dave's show and hired me to host this show.
Who will host this showing of Internet art?
"If there's one thing I've learned from Dave and Conan, it's that hosting this show is a one-way ticket to not hosting 'The Tonight Show,'" Fallon joked.
(It's surely no coincidence that Hermès, which hosts this show, has just reproduced some on scarves).
"I am a parent," Peterman replies, "and I am thinking about it right now!" Is she talking about her paycheck for hosting this show?
9 P.M. (MTV, Logo, VH1) 2012 MTV MOVIE AWARDS Russell Brand, above, hosts this show, broadcast live from the Gibson Theater in Universal City, Calif., which bestows the Golden Popcorn statuettes on winners in "best" categories like kiss, villain, fight, jaw-dropping moment and breakout star.
At 10, "Say Yes to the Dress: Bridesmaids" deals with a bride who'd like her attendants to wear the colors of peacocks, and another who wants her bridal party to wear fur. 10 P.M. (Food) OUTRAGEOUS FOOD Tom Pizzica, one of the final three contestants on "The Next Food Network Star," hosts this show, which samples culinary surprises across the country.
Seen most recently as a host on "Saturday Night Live" (the oldest person ever to guest-host this show) and starring in the new sitcom, "Hot in Cleveland," Betty is about as "with it" as anyone can be in a world where reality TV is an oxymoron.
