He doesn't mention the disembodied hand of the robot, about the size of a horse, crashing through the undergrowth.
A jockey, crouching low in the saddle to scoop up the goat, slipped from his horse, crashed to the dirt and was trampled by a horse.
Case in point: "Bombproof Your Horse" (2004) may be baffling to non-equestrians, but to anyone who's spent time in stables, "bombproof" is common parlance for a horse that will not flinch at anything, even a six-foot fence or another horse crashing into it, at a full gallop, on a polo field.
The horse crashed into a wall and the couple fell out, but Oreo kept on galloping until it ran into a town car.
The horses crash through tents and tables constructed to collapse – chairs are made of foam.
But then, at the edge of the field, the German machine guns begin to fire, and the British horses crash into the forest, suddenly riderless and instantly obsolete.
And when Hammond is thrown off his, the five-legged one (though damn you, camera operator, for missing the actual horse-crash moment).
It happened when Indicted Man, ridden by Michael Sim, stumbled at the head of the stretch and two other horses crashed into him.
5.20pm Good news on Denman Paul Nicholls has given an upbeat report about Denman, after the horse's crashing fall at Aintree last week.
At a turn in the parade route, the horses finally crashed into a van that was pulling a bank's float, witnesses said.
Laine Ashker, 24, and her horse, Frodo Baggins, crashed into the fifth fence during the cross-country portion of the event in Lexington, Ky., said Jo Whitehouse, the chief executive of the United States Eventing Association.
