Sentence examples for horrible dates from inspiring English sources

For her, horrible dates and broken hearts were as common as snowstorms in Colorado.

Horrible dates – sticky, fibrous, confusing little bastards with lots of lumps besides the seeds, which I'm always a bit uncertain if I'm supposed to be swallowing.

Great dates, horrible dates, dates where I wished that the bar stool I was sitting on would open up and suck me into a black hole, far away from a brutal conversation.

Want more horrible dating stories?

What a nice guy! Want more horrible dating stories?

This horrible date was relayed to me by a friend who gave me the intellectual property rights to retell it in my own, funnier words.

After the investigation, Gru is set up on a horrible dinner date with a rude woman named Shannon, who notices Gru's wig and threatens to humiliate him.

It had a horrible release date, like the week after Spider-Man, and it's a pretty unusual comedy.

For example, "I can't stay on a diet," "I'm horrible at dating," "I'm not smart enough to get an MBA," or, "I'm too old".

She says this makes her horrible at first dates but great at poems.

By dealing with the innately horrible process of dating – the drooping shoulders, the sly watch-checking, the profoundly lonely moment that you realise the universe is a howling void and you're going to die alone – instead of, say, Paddy McGuinness bellowing and pulling faces, First Dates is easily the most human dating show I've seen for years.