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"I bet his arsehole dropped on the floor when Eric came over".
Well, you tend to define people by their ethnicity or sexuality, such as, "The homosexual David Starkey … talking... out of his arsehole".
It fell to Greer to provide an example of the latter, speaking of someone so generous that "he'd give you his arsehole and shit through his ribs".
Though Walter has heard a joke they used to tell about an old fellow in the Ettrick, to the effect that he was so dirty that when he died his soul came out his arsehole, and was heard to do so with a mighty explosion.
This led to it being a huge turnoff for me in that relationship, especially when he became complacent and his arsehole was dirty all of the time.
He was Jeremy Kyle if Jeremy Kyle used his arsehole powers for good instead berating people with tattoos for smelling bad.
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– Scott Capurro 8. "I forgot my inflatable Michael Gove, which is a shame 'cause halfway through he disappears up his own arsehole".
His honesty is of course winning, and his self-deprecation – he describes himself as a "right arsehole" and his early life as "a trivial Greek tragedy" – one of his key appeals, although it doesn't exculpate him quite as much as he thinks it does.
The only way he obliges his Parisian critics ("pretty much every arsehole there is his enemy") is by portraying himself as a misanthropic loner and drunken misery guts with personal habits to match (he smells).
"That man has fingers in all the proper arseholes," his character says of one of his rivals.
Some arsehole stole his laptop last month in that Cargo venue in Shoreditch just after he'd soundchecked which meant he couldn't play what was due to be his most important London show (after the blanket praise for OK Cowboy) and would easily have been the highlight of the inaugural Encompass festival.
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