(Having noticed the pages of many of its esteemed contempories bristling lately with horrid foreboding in articles generally entitled, "The Next War," and not to be outdone by any contemporary, esteemed or otherwise, The New Yorker hereby presents its own article on the next war.
The paper hereby presents the computational concepts of all composite spectra, rig details, data analysis and diagnosis.
Mark Boslough (MB) hereby presents a challenge as to whether the Earth's climate will set a new record high temperature in 2016.
We hereby present a simple guide to UK etiquette for the 2012 Olympics.
Android users, I hereby present 10 indispensable apps and then some.
So, we've weighed the evidence, examined the clues, and hereby present the ultimate definitive guide to what the Kimye dress might look like.
Thanks to Sonny Bill Williams, you now have a 90-second window to rush out of the venue, grab the first child you see and say: "I hereby present you with the National Home Improvement Council's excellence in roofing award.
In the interest of historical accuracy, then, just in case the Diamondbacks beat the Yankees in the World Series, the moment their quest began is hereby presented in the words of the man who created it.
Seemingly everyone has parenting opinions, so I hereby present mine, which are those of someone who isn't in fact a parent and maybe has a valuable distance and objectivity as a result.
And so we hereby present, from A to Z, the most clever, important, silly and just plain weird innovations we carried back from all corners of the thinking world -- ideas from science and art, politics and policy, technology and engineering, zombie studies and... well, whatever you call it when someone tries to figure out whether a full or an empty beer bottle makes for a better blunt-force weapon.
After months of deliberation, we hereby present the master plan for all modern mobile commercials.
