Suggestions to #LordSugarBook include: "How to Get Something For Nothing: Like I Did With This Book Title", "Why Do I Keep Firing People I Haven't Employed?" and, my favourite, "I Hereby Offer My Humble Apologies to the British Public for Katie Hopkins".
As in past years, I hereby offer my year-ending report card of some vehicles I've tested in the last 12 months.
I hereby offer a few examples, comparisons and contrasts.
"As you have requested, I hereby offer my resignation as the 60th chaplain of the United States House of Representatives," Conroy wrote to Ryan on April 16.
Relying on Witstream, a Web site that collects Twitter postings from the comedy world, as well as some searching, I hereby offer a few of the best jokes suitable for a family newspaper.
Here is my concept, which I hereby offer to the over-programmed parents of Joe's friends and anyone who identifies with them: In each home office stands a row of locked cash boxes, labeled with the names of the children in the family and the designation "birthday money".
I hereby offer a two-part proposal for fixing Social Security: MORE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS Immigration in general is a Social Security plus, since new arrivals tend to be young, and likely to contribute to the retirement system through payroll taxes for a long time before they start collecting.
As a casual observer of what makes this country work and what stops it cold, I hereby offer a few suggestions on how we can ruin American competitiveness and innovation in the course of this century.
To show my appreciation, I hereby offer to take their gold-medal-winning gymnasts to a victory party at Chuck E. Cheese.
"As you have requested, I hereby offer my resignation as the 60th Chaplain of the United States House of Representatives," reads Conroy's letter to Ryan, dated April 15.
And so, at the risk of overstating my case, I hereby offer you 20 reasons WHY the shower is so conducive to new ideas.
