It's hard just to survive in a world where, she discovers, sexism rules and friends are hard to make, the village is overshadowed by a nuclear power plant, her appliances malfunction, her car gets smashed, pets die, food spoils, students rebel and her teeth hurt — all in a challenging language.
Of fucking course the Apple Store was packed, and multiple employees were busy calming down a freelance graphic designer who was screaming, "THIS IS A CONSPIRACY THEORY!" over her malfunctioning hard drive.
Robb then had the unfortunate task of going into her orthodontist to explain how it was Michael B. Jordan's bare chest not popcorn that caused her dentistry malfunction.
Gernika has not detailed the exact nature of her "wardrobe malfunction" in the suit at the New York supreme court.
11 30 P.M. (NBC) SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Tina Fey spoofs her wardrobe malfunction at the Emmy Awards ceremony on Sunday as host of this 39th-season premiere.
Although Jackson spent the last six months defending herself against criticism for her "wardrobe malfunction" during the Super Bowl show, she appears to have gone on the offensive now, and has concocted a theory that the White House used the incident to divert attention away from the war in Iraq.
After her wardrobe malfunction at last year's Emmys, we're not surprised that red carpet host Giuliana Rancic worried that Sofia Vergara's Emmys dress "has the hardest job on this carpet: keeping this sexiness inside".
Her consort, the light cruiser broke down on 28 March and Nagato attempted to take her in tow, but one of her boilers malfunctioned and the ship ran out of fuel in bad weather.
But her dress malfunctioned and she only played for twenty minutes even though I taped her boob to her dress for her.
This time, though, surrounded by hundreds of other bodies in mid-air, her parachute malfunctioned and did not open enough in time to slow her fall from being fatal.
