"She and her bastard have no place in this holy house".
"The evil bitch should get a pasting every day for the rest of her bastard life," remarked Ms Susan Taylor of Dudley on Thursday afternoon.
Mary died after only five years on the throne, to be succeeded by the woman she regarded as her bastard half-sister, Elizabeth, who, despite the urgings of her counsellors, initially resisted a lurch against the Catholic population.
Lizzie nodded sympathetically and told me about her bastard boyfriend Hunter, whom she'd left last night at their hotel on the other side of the Island after finding him in the arms of a young prostitute.
We stood outside on the street, Dedo fixated on the closed door, as though his gaze could burn through it, cursing in the most beautiful Bosnian and listing all her sins against him: her bastard son, her puritanism, her President, her decaf coffee.
Sansa (Sophie Turner) glowers from the railing, perhaps still pissed that her bastard brother shut her down at the last town hall.
From emotional and physical harm to even rape, Angela's mother suffered because of her bastard status, until finally Angela's grandfather resolved to walk away from his own family in order to protect his girl from further harm.
Unprovoked, a woman in her 50s began hurling abuse at her, calling her a "bastard negro" and telling her to go back to her own country.
Special mention must go to her miraculous behaviour management technique, in which a leather jacket and a brief karate demonstration are able to move her class from disengaged "little bastards" (her words) to have them hanging off her every word.
