Hell, the news over the past several weeks has been a combination of the Super Bowl and the American auto industry mounting a comeback.
NEW YORK -– As the Obama administration weighs whether it should try to manage the Islamic State, destroy it or follow it to the "gates of Hell," endless news coverage and non-stop cable chatter have focused on the possibility of expanding the fight from Iraq to Syria.
Of course, any event in which David Beckham takes part, and speaks for a period of time, and appears to be enjoying himself, or at the very least, not in hell, that's news, right?
That's the real good news: Hell is imaginary too.
I am now undertaking intensive investigative journalism to find out what the hell this amazing news actually relates to.
As they head off on a journey that would take them all through automatic weapon and sniper fire, the sergeant shouts at the taxi driver: "Welcome to hell, Daddy!" Breaking news: Metro, photo and graphics staff, Isla Vista rampage.
Because of her fight and selfless act of using her fight to raise an incredible amount of money and awareness, doctors will one day find a cure for DIPG!" He added: "It hurt like hell seeing the news this morning and i'm not even sure how I'm going to tell my daughter".
In my seriously secular neck of the woods, Christians are often dismissed as those homophobes on the news hell-bent on keeping half the population of Chelsea out of the wedding pages.
We're chasing whatever the hell is in the news at the moment".
