Odds are the real stories were even less interesting than Mr. Gordon's invented tales.We hear lines like, "I'm trying to catch everything before I forget it," spoken by a photographer.
That's nearly the population of Germany, paying good money to hear lines such as "I have brought you to the seat of sweet music's throne," which sounds to me like a fancy name for the men's room.
It's a sleazier, more mercantile setup: the young girl, her innocence leaching away, who has been coached to say what the customers want to hear: lines like "You're a sexy guy/ I'm a nice girl" or "You think I'm so naïve/ how dare you play with me".
An interesting question, in a way, and to hear lines like "I think I just made a happy wee-wee" or "I'm making diarrhea noises in my cup" or to watch apprentice gurus attack one another with urine-soaked mops is to grasp the answer.
You just know they have to keep Casanova around for awhile longer just so we can hear lines like these.
When you hear lines like "life every now and then behaves as if it's seen too many bad movies," you know you're in the right place.
