The situation in Northern Ireland, overshadowed by the attacks in the US, is heading towards uncharted territory.
Thinking they are heading uphill they accelerate – only to discover they are speeding along faster than intended.
So now, dear readers, if you're heading off for some lunch, make sure you get back to the sofa in time for the 18-foot skiffs.
In practice, Italy turns a blind eye to them heading north.
Their Championship days look numbered as they lie seven points from safety with four games to play, and League One beckons for a side who this time last season were heading for the play-offs.
With a bookish "young fogey" style already formed, he pressed on to Oxford, before heading home to be a reporter at the Aberdeen Press and Journal.
Despite a recovery in the mining sector, leading shares are heading lower again.
Conte's rotation policy has come under scrutiny, with Andrea Pirlo substituted twice already this season and seeming to react badly to it – heading straight down the tunnel after being withdrawn against Verona.
The German goalkeeper is nothing if not decisive and beats the Algeria forward to the bouncing ball by a split second, heading it out for a throw-in before the inevitable collision between the two players.
"That would be asking a lot," he said, heading them off and then downstairs.
The rush of migrants heading for Texas was a common topic of conversation in the community, Cecilia said – but not for her family.
