Plain woman's head grafted onto pegbox.
A novel teaching tool, the baseball cap with the fake hippopotamus head grafted on top, is gathering dust on its assigned hook, goofy ears askew.
You'll learn precious little about the HMS Nottingham – although there's a waggish animation of Sweet's smirking head grafted on to a firing torpedo.
Putting aside the considerable technical issues involved in removing a living person's head, grafting it to a dead body, reviving the reconstructed person and retraining their brain to use thousands of unfamiliar spinal cord nerves, the ethics are problematic.
The 108 overstuffed, interminable minutes of "The Spirit" yield exactly two memorable moments: when one of Mr. Jackson's genetically engineered minions (all played by Louis Lombardi) appears as a tiny, hopping foot with a head grafted on to it, supplying an odd, creepy morsel of Surrealism; and when Eva Mendes, playing a character called Sand Saref, sits on a copy machine and presses the button.
Other creatures look like ball-point pens, paper lanterns, baby's buttocks, and Pokémon cartoon figures, while the spooky vampire squid reminded me of a bat's head grafted onto the webbed foot of a duck". "Astounding..
While going to the bathroom, Homer finds Mr. Burns's head grafted on his shoulder.
With the exception of Burton's jolting sight gags (I may never recover from the vision of Sarah Jessica Parker's head grafted on to the body of a chihuahua), the comedy is half-developed, pedestrian material.
An hour after the dump he had a series of drawings that traced the full trajectory of his immediate post-breakup feelings, from the initial pangs of "I feel like Galactus's throbbing, sweaty boner," through POD-singing Marlboroo thing with two tampons in his mouth and tears streaming down his face," and all the way over to "Scottish Popeye's head grafted onto the body a club-footed Ninja Turtle".
