Australia left-hander Phil Hughes, 25, is in a critical condition after being hit on the side of the head batting in a Sheffield Shield match in Sydney.
So when he introduces you, follow him onstage by ostentatiously shaking your head, batting your heavily made-up eyelashes and uttering a catchphrase along the lines of "Santa mierda mi padre está muy trastornado".
Hammer-head bats, sage grouse, bowerbirds, walruses, Ugandan kob and fallow deer are among the species that engage in a lekking-style courtship system.
People were getting bottles smashed on their heads, bats smashed into them.
Head down, bat raised, on the grind.
Give me the guy who bites heads off bats.
I'm still trying to get the image out of my head of bat flying out of my mouth.
Justice lifted his right foot, his timing mechanism, and it darted forward, like a cobra's head, his bat following.
Fanie de Villiers hit Malcolm on the head while batting, a blow that caused him to utter the now famous line: "you guys are history".
Martin trudged back to the dugout, head down, bat in hand, another failure in the books in a season replete with offensive misery.
Tissue samples from such appetizing hors d'oeuvres as smoked monkey heads, dried bats and rat parts were sent to labs at Columbia University and the C.D.C. for analysis.
