He poops on me and pees on me.
He poops money for laughs, though of course what he's really doing is pooping laughs for money.
He's been known to hump faux-fur blankets, and when he is especially displeased (like when Christy leaves on vacation) he poops in the bathtub.
As he droned on about how I might improve, my young associate provided us with something that perfectly summed up how I was feeling: he pooped in his pants.
I took the clay head home and placed it on my bathroom counter as instructed; I soon discovered that few things terrify a two-year-old child more than a small, grotesque version of his mother's decapitated head just sitting, staring at him while he poops.
I actually get excited when he poops.
"Instead, he pooped on my leg".
- Lauren, 25 "He pooped himself before dinner arrived".
Sometimes, he pulls like crazy just until he poops, and then he's calmer.
For Henry, he poops (and pees) pretty much all day long.
I could do without the notation of the first time he pooped in a toilet.
