Then I've got bone conductor earphones so I can hear traffic, or I've got Intel earphones that record your heart rate as well.
"At the end, we've got more dogs than we've got bones," Robert Nunn, the defensive line coach, said.
But can you deny that Lemon, or Leigh Francis – the man behind the fake tan – has got funny bones?
We don't know what they're drinking down there at the University of Guelph, but evidently its something that has got their ignorant-bone twitching like Michael J Fox's left hand.
"Ashton has got a potential broken bone in his foot but even if he hasn't, the damage in his foot is significant enough.
"Leighton has got a fracture in one of the bones in his right foot," said Toffees boss Roberto Martinez.
But Tony McGuirk, Merseyside's chief fire officer, upset some people when, at a conference held during the summer by Reform, a think-tank, he said so. "We've got some bone idle people in the public sector," he admitted, infuriating trade unionists.
"I've got a bone spur and also have arthritis in the joint," Cage said.
"By the time you've got a bone sticking up in the sunshine, it's effectively too late.
So I'm adding all these puns, like 'I'm doggone mad!' and 'I've got a bone to pick with you!' You know, things like that".
