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The greatest football player of all time clearly took about six takes to try and sell a "very comfortable" blanket to you, and even then he fucked it, even then he fucked it up.
That he doesn't get to do it because he fucked it – that he boasted too loudly about bungs over a curry – is the absolute peak of Big Samism.
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James is first, then he fucks it up a little bit.
He's in the Roberto Martinez/Sam Allardyce club, bearing the mark of a man who started off with big ambitions, only to realise he'd fucked it up some time during the winter and then hit holiday mode for the rest of the year.
He has fucked it before, also in no uncertain terms, by being casually racist on his show, making gags about dead prostitutes, calling the Middle East the "ook-stan sort of countries", uploading a photo of himself sleeping on a plane with the words "Gay Cunt" and an arrow pointing to him next to his head.
"It's kids," he said, "they fuck it all up".
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I am told the last paragraph, reporting a dinner conversation with a Hungarian minister about the media law, is causing some excitement in Budapest, notably the last sentence: "By the time the sweet Tokaji dessert wine was poured he conceded: 'OK, we fucked it up.'"I will not identify the minister unless he chooses to put up his hand.
By the time the sweet Tokaji dessert wine was poured he conceded: "OK, we fucked it up".* The name of Miklós Fehér has been corrected since this post.
Most people who moved up North to become pot entrepreneurs fucked it up, he said.
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