Sentence examples for he farts from inspiring English sources
He tries to time-transport himself back to the instant before the fart, so he can withhold the fart, but no: he tries so hard, he farts again.
Perhaps one where a man lies in bed while his wife gets the children up, before going to the bathroom where he farts loudly while shaving.
Finally he farts into a handful of dirt, shouts, "Oh no, the smoke monster!" and hides up a tree for six weeks.
The only killer gag they're missing is the one where he farts in a soundproof booth but, you know, that one was very complex and sophisticated and would no doubt have needed a lot more contextualisation.
The D12 album "Devils Night" offers no respite, needless to say; listening to the fourth track here — a "skit" entitled "Bizarre," in which one of the gang members' attempts to seduce a colleague's girlfriend goes awry, because he farts all the way through it — was, I think, the single most dispiriting moment of my professional life so far this millennium.
He turned color so fast he farted".
Then he farted, to great effect.
As he got ready to leave, he farted, but she didn't mind.
They say: "He farted on national television!" When we've finished filming Gogglebox June usually gives me a telling off.
