It even has cheesy transition music.
"Now, in 2006, the world is littered with the hell-spawn of that marriage: every city has cheesy boutique hotels that primp and strain to convey their hipness in different, disagreeable ways," he added, many characterized by "poor service, pointy furniture and poseurs galore".
(Other small towns may have had cheesy discos where Wham was to be heard. Not this one).
Sure, the car is just another anonymous corpuscle in the traffic stream; the engine has a mere 4 cylinders, the steel wheels have cheesy plastic covers and the only leather in the interior is your wallet.
"Look, was I a 15-year-old professional triathalete who ran around in a Speedo and neon Oakley sunglasses and had cheesy hair?" Mr. Armstrong said in an interview by telephone a few days before starting the Tour de France.
"I do believe all that, but then there is the libertarian in me who says, 'Does that mean they ban Cheesy Wotsits?' "I mean, my children sometimes have Cheesy Wotsits, but my children are perfectly thin because they don't have them all the time.
John Taylor, who heads the Russian business, says another brand had cheesy laser beams on the pack that might have worked years ago but would look passé now.
They just had cheesy souvenirs.
You can get 1,900 shots right, but if a few really stick out, people will say, "Oh, it had cheesy effects".
After stage six, you might be able to get away with no diaper bag; but you'll be so accustomed to having cheesy bunnies and first-aid supplies, that you'll feel lost without them, kids or no.
Would you like to smell like cheese, and have cheesy fingers, and have a strange rough feeling on the top of your mouth, but not actually really ever taste any cheese, and every time you try to eat a crisp it melts into nothing beneath the moist heat of your tongue?
