To keep the smoked salmon lovers happy, hard-boil some quail's eggs, wash and blanch some large spinach leaves and have some thin strips of smoked salmon and a jar of creamed horseradish handy.
Now, against a backdrop that sees political rhetoric and various media collaborating to demonise the working poor, its scabrous, loving portrait of a normal, sarky, stressed, happy, hard-working, cash-strapped family looks like a radical counter-narrative.
I knew we were crossing a line, that perhaps we had done so long before, but I buried it and continued to be a happy, hard-working member of the Nuts team.
During the first few years of his marriage, Boswell was on the whole happy, hard-working, faithful to his wife, and confident of getting a seat in Parliament, a good post in the government, or at the very least a Scots judgeship.
They were happy, hard-working and in love.
Going by these submissions, it seems New Zealanders see themselves as quasi-harmless, happy, hard-working, laser-emitting kiwis who will stop at nothing to differentiate themselves from Australia.
Hammers Vision, Hand of Power, Happy Match, Hard Hitter, Hard Study, Hardly Home, Harlan Punch, Hatter, Hawk, Henry the King, Highly Prized (GB), Hint of Roses, Hit It a Bomb, Hoffenheim, Hollywood Strike, Hot Item, Huntin'theholidays.
"Nothing else in this life is going to make you happy but hard work," she says firmly.
(For writers, happy is hard).
