"It happened," announces a title card, "in OLD ENGLAND", an idyllic backwater where chickens pick in the village street and Punch and Judy shows amuse the yokels.
" 'An outstanding event has happened,' Father announced.
As McEnroe later recalled, when an umpire told them what happened, Dibbs announced, "I'm out of here".
When I told him what had happened he announced in his matter-of-fact tone that my friend "deserves it" for joining the criminal forces attacking "peaceful and beautiful Syria".
Today hell did not freeze over, but something remarkable happened: Microsoft and AWS announced they are working on a project together.
Late Thursday, an extraordinary thing happened: Adobe announced in a blog post that it would not provide Flash Player support for devices running Android 4.1, and that it would pull the plugin from the Google Play store on August 15.
This weekend, following years of speculation and buildup, the inevitable finally happened: Hillary Clinton announced her candidacy for president.
Once the diagnosis happened, I announced it on Facebook (once I told family and friends) and was amazed at the support".
A week before this all happened, EDF Energy announced it's charging customers 19 fucking per cent more for their gas services and 9.1percentnt more for their electricity, from next Tuesday.
"The grand debate is finally going to happen," she announced, referring to her coming ideological face-off with Macron.
