"This week we have 16 search teams comprising a search leader and six officers, together with 12 crime scene investigation dogs with their handlers, out in the mountains and valleys around Machynlleth.
How he came to be an art handler turns out to be revealing.
The guitar-strumming hippie sings not one David Bowie song, but a whole album's worth; the animal handler brings out a snake and a monkey, delivering a lengthy monologue about each creature; the host and puppet keep sniping at each other long after their routine goes stale.
To the delight of her studio audience, Handler came out without any pants on either.
Even if food handlers turn out to be the conduits through which SARS passed from animals to humans, all evidence points to human-to-human transmission now.
Mr. Bush is a master of photo-op populism; his handlers seek out opportunities to show him mingling with blue-collar workers.
Handlers laid out 13 matching sets of brightly colored gloves and headgear, gloves painted every color, painted with Mayweather's face, the bottoms made to look like alligator skin.
Marco Botti has half a dozen due to arrive in Dubai next week, with more to follow afterwards, while other handlers sending out runners include George Baker, Luca Cumani, William Haggas and Charlie Hills.
But Mr. Berríos's increasing emotional instability, depression and heavy drinking — and a scandalous episode in 1992 in which he ran to a police station claiming that his handlers were out to kill him — had made him a liability for his Chilean protectors and Uruguayan hosts, and he disappeared, the investigation found.
Still, manipulation of the intelligentsia has a deep history on both sides of the iron curtain: the Stasi had a whole department dedicated to infiltrating the peace movement, and – as Serena's handlers point out – the CIA bankrolled Encounter magazine, so perhaps the tale may yet go somewhere deep and dangerous.
