To some he was simply the hardest man in the game, the Hitman with the pint of Guinness hairdo.
Whether they're trying to be the perfect mother by chucking cash at "health juice" or expensive swimwear, or trying to be the perfect wife by hurling it at a hairdo, underneath the ethics there is a woman very hard trying not to get everything wrong.
Yet we've long run out of descriptors for the light-socket hairdo made famous by wretched, slimy, reptilian boxing promoter Don King.
A ghost with a new hairdo, admittedly, but then anything's possible in Ramsay Street, a place where Daphne once gave birth with her tights on and Bouncer the dog got married in a dream.
It features a white background overlaid with a slicked black hairdo, its title written to resemble Hitler's boxy moustache.
SHE may have a chic hairdo, and the modern look of a working mother.
First there was Donald Trump, a businessman-cum-impresario with a fascinating hairdo.
Just look at his World Cup-period hairdo: a straight steal from the pages of Beatrix Potter, surely, combining the two-toned contrast of Tommy Brock and the spiky quiff of Mrs Tiggy-Winkle.
Silicon Valley, in particular, has not yet come to grips with the realities, argues Larry Ellison, the chief executive of Oracle, a database giant (who at 58 still sports a youthful hairdo).
SHE dresses more stylishly these days; a silver necklace and new hairdo add a feminine touch to the leader of the most powerful country in Europe as she struts the world stage.
They arrested him and dragged him away to a local clerical court, on the grounds that his sprouting hairdo was a dangerous Western import.
