Sentence examples for had shit for from inspiring English sources

I had shit for insurance.

I've had shit for the last week [the attacks in the Advertiser, and elsewhere].

At an open mic recently, I asked a fellow comic if he knew what transgender means, and he clapped his hands loudly to make it obvious that he had shit for brains.

But if I pumped a load of manure into the Scarecrow, he would have shit for brains.

Her gut instincts had so often led her wrong, that she eventually concluded "my guts have shit for brains," and sought outside herself for wisdom.

"I can count on 1 hand the black people I know who don't have shit for brains!!!" wrote 23-year-old April Sims.

Now, we don't really think people who make cakes for a living have shit for brains but maybe it turned into a self-fulfilling prophecy, like how people named Dennis often become dentists and how Anthony Weiner became a weinist.

Having shit for brains can make life a bit of a challenge, but having your craniopagic brother's shit, legs, and hand for your brain is the kind of thing that would make you wonder if sometimes God's just like "Eh, you know what?

Have I had shit from guys for playing games?

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Some of them had "Shit" tattooed on their arses for some reason.