Runner-up: Ikea monkey was commended by judges for his or her impressive appearance in Leonardo's Last Supper, the first time a miniature primate in a sheepskin coat had ever been inserted into a 500-year-old artwork.
South Korean mobile maker LG Electronics Inc said it takes personal privacy and security very seriously, but declined to say whether it had ever worked with any government to insert so-called "backdoors" into its products or whether it had ever been asked to unlock a smartphone.
"Nobody had ever done that.
Nothing like this had ever happened before.
We've all made mistakes but fact these words were ever inserted shows underlying culture of misogyny.
If your playbill has ever been stuffed with inserts announcing cast switches, you will nod with resignation during the witty opening number, "No Leading Lady Tonight" (the melody is "Luck Be a Lady").
"Is this the first time a match has ever been delayed by an inflatable?" The disruption caused by the gigantic porker was surely a football first (though feel free to insert your own Neil Ruddock/Mickey Quinn/Adriano joke here).
"Nobody has ever challenged him".
