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'I had a piss under the stairs,' he elaborates.
Updated at 8.44pm GMT 8.43pm GMT Big news from out man at Ally Pally, the wordsmith that is Barney Ronay: Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) On the way to his walk-on ven Gerwen (with minder) rushed in and had a piss at the urinal next to me.
He hasn't had a piss that lasted less than ten minutes since 2008.
They both appeared on the Friday Night Project which means they've both probably eaten peanuts with Justin Lee Collins and had a piss next to Alan Carr.
Anyway, it requires more research, so this is going to change precisely nobody's day-to-day behavior, but just think: Next time you roll over in bed and check Facebook before you've even had a piss yet, maybe you're going blinder.
Despite people showing you ResidentAdvisor approved proof that the bloke you had a piss next to at the Art School wasn't Jackmaster you'll insist on telling everyone in earshot about how exciting it was to have your first ever piss in Scotland next to the most famous DJ in Scotland, and how that piss was the sesh god's way of letting you know that Glasgow was about to be absolutely fucking lit.
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And it had a piss-elegance that I liked.
For years, Twitter had a piss-poor user experience.
Pleboid translation: some Sloanes had a piss-up.
Did I look like someone who had a pissing dog?
"Let me have a piss and I'll tell you when I come out".
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