Because if they get close to his kids, and then you and the guy split up, the kids are the ones who suffer another loss, new friends that they will never see again.
It used to be that a guy splitting his slacks during a sobbing fit was between him and his medical professional, but now I'm the laughingstock of book club?
A dark paranoia festered: It all began to feel like an elaborate scam that would end with the eBay seller and the aggressive military-surplus-store guy splitting the cash down the middle.
So when we where invited to the Burton Standing Sideways premiere, we figured we should ask guys who split their time between cities and mountains if they had a survival plan for when Doomsday arrives.
I went over to congratulate him last year on his great career, and he said, 'yeah, but I'd have lasted a hell of a lot longer if you hadn't taught all those guys the split-finger.' " The requirements for the split-finger, Craig said, are a large hand, the ability to throw hard and an over-the-top motion.
There was the guy who split the seat of his pants on the first tee.
I shopped around and made a few calls before settling on a local guy who split, delivered and stacked wood on my deck for $140 a cord, a price that seemed reasonable.
He did it by becoming "a yokel, a countryman, a guy who split wood and worked in a potato field"—and a poet of unusual range and power.
After an engrossing enough first reel which catches us up on the post-Unbreakable and post-Split status quo, the bad guy from Split ends up in a mental hospital alongside the hero from Unbreakable, a place which also houses the arch-baddie from Unbreakable.
They never found the guy she split with.
