"Andy, I thought it was a friggin' gun, dude," Shaw says.
A good laugh, to some pro-gun dudes, is a "Waterboarding Instructor" T-shirt or a Muslim-banning gun store selling targets with the president's face on them.
It hearkens back to Frontierland's beginning, before the park constructed Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland and its replacement, Big Thunder Mountain, when the land was largely populated with costumed Wild West characters -- "traders, trappers, cow hands, 'two-gun men,' dudes and dance hall girls," reads some of the park's promotional descriptions of Frontierland from 1955.
I can't go into details on where her story is by the time of the fifth act, but let's just say it's a lot more intriguing and ripe for exploration than Dude With Guns Kills Other Dudes With Guns To Stop Big Bad Dude Without Guns From Oh I Don't Know Destroying The World I Guess.
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He's the real hero, whose attempts to preserve the human race are ruined by a gun-toting dude driven by vengeance.
Jersey's can look great if you've got the guns... dude.
"I put my gun in this dude's face, robbed him and started running," Bracero said.
"The guy picked a bottle up, he broke the bottle and the security guard –- this little stout dude –- pulled out a gun and shot the dude," Guyot told HuffPost.
But like so many other times, like clockwork, whenever some senseless, angry white dude with a gun goes off on some angry white dude type-shit, Hollywood is silent.
Angry white dudes wielding guns showed up in droves for "Starbucks Appreciation Day", making a fuss out of how they, with their guns, could dominate the coffee chain that, in reality, represents a turn in American culture towards the urbane.
