Guides will fill you in on the history of the area and provide a candle-lit lunch.
Around £25pp for 24hours, including food, accommodation and guides.
The guides no longer shout – the tourists all wear headphones – but if anything the technology makes them even more herd-like.
Just the other week, an Indiana legislator pitched a hissy fit over the girl scouts, the US version of the girl guides, accusing them of promoting lesbianism and feminism and, worst of all, working hand in glove with Planned Parenthood.
The deputy prime minister said he believed Shapps's denials but then suggested the contested account going by the name of "Contribsx" could have been run by Michael Green – the alter ego used by Shapps to write a series of get-rich-quick guides.
These last two have become his career guides, as well as close friends.
Experienced guides will take you tracking bears and wolves in the Kingstone Mountain national park - but keep an eye out for lynx, chamoix and buzzards too.
He says understanding politics is intrinsic to understanding the city and has established the more overtly political Chip Tours, which specialises in human rights tours led by left-leaning guides who lived through the period.
Thomas did not say who would pay for these guides to be written or ensure that they were kept up to date.
Guides now vow to "be true to myself and develop my beliefs" and "to serve my Queen and community".
The announcement of the new provision comes four months after the Guides broke with 102 years of tradition by dropping the promise to serve God and country from their pledge.
