He got no response, so after a minute he asked again, "Hey, how about a courtesy flush?" A female guard doing her rounds looked down the catwalk, then opened the gate and rushed forward.
A security guard doing his job too well outside Christian Siriano's show kept me from seeing the clothes on the runway, but the designer obliged with a backstage look before the dresses were bagged up.
A provocative advertising campaign for Schweppes came next, featuring Jeffrey Archer caught off guard doing time in prison and a frisky Cherie Booth pinching her husband's bottom in the doorway of Number 10.
In it is the diary he kept when he found himself part of a shambolic home guard doing its best to take on Nato's biggest army in cold war Europe and one that came with the kind of air and naval support intended to take on the Soviet Union.
A wacky guy doing a wacky dance is a little weird, but a member of the Queen's Guard doing a wacky dance is hilarious.
An "almost myopic focus on national security since 9/11" has had the coast guard doing a lot more law enforcement, and a lot less of everything else, former USGC Commander Stephen Flynn told VICE News.
