Some of his greatest feats of prose have included sightings of the "legendary four-legged stall creature" and near-daily reports of an "unidentified leafy green substance".
But there has been no sign of the odd green substance that was in his glove in his first start, which cause a minor online stir the day after.
Beyond the fork, there is an upturned bowl, a length of raffia, a joke ice cube with a plastic fly inside, an unidentifiable green substance in a small plastic tub that I believe was once homemade hair gel, a plush Stormtrooper and a very, very tiny plastic dinosaur.
Okay, here's what the Jon Lester glove controversy is: A Cardinals minor league player tweeted about seeing a foreign green substance on Lester's glove, with the idea that Lester was doctoring the ball last night which is why he was so effective against the Cardinals offense.
"Is there green substance behind the green sparkle?" said Daniel C. Esty, director of the Center for Business and the Environment at Yale University and author of "Green to Gold," a book about how companies use environmental strategies to their advantage.
The green substance on sample 6_1869_BNM was supposed to be a copper-based pigment [19].
