What I do is time-consuming and tedious, but it makes a great binder and wrapper.
The back room boasts installations of well-curated junk, including architectural models constructed from found cardboard and curiously harmonious bits and pieces, such as a strip torn from the cover of Simon and Garfunkel's "Greatest Hits," a firecracker wrapper, and a turn-of-the-century children's book titled "The Teddy Bears in Hot Water".
There are around a dozen of them in London, right now, growing and growing, snowballing in size, collecting up cotton buds and Snickers wrappers and great fistfuls of fat until they have to be dug out with pickaxes and floated, lump by lump, to the surface from where they came.
We go for the pulled pork sandwich with 'medium' sauce, which is topped with a great slaw and served in a wax-paper wrapper.
Crisp kaikari vegetable rolls arrive looking a great deal like Chinese spring rolls, but the wrappers are crisp, greaseless and scented with black salt and cumin: take a bite and the spices explode in your mouth.
(Their condom wrappers don't include sizes, which is great for smaller guys).
One of the best things that has happened to the great Olympic construction project was the removal of the wholly pointless wrapper that was going to envelop the stadium.
That practice also means that smokers do not see health warnings on packaging; individual wrappers for Black and Milds simply say, "Tastes Great, Smells Great".
Once more, riders were in cocoons of pain, monastic silence punctuated only by breathing and the odd creaky crank, which was strangely irritating, like rustling sweet wrappers at the cinema during a scene of great poignancy.
That was when she learned that most men went to great lengths to avoid having to deal with the contents of the yellow wrapper, and that, despite the risks, most women relented.
