Keep doors shut when the heating is on, especially if you congregate in one room during the evenings, and dig out Granny's sausage dog – it's one of the best draught excluders going, although door draught excluders, which are fixed underneath, are also good.
All human life is there: kids on a school trip, grannies with sandwiches, dog lovers, holiday makers, even a landscape painter.
We love complaining about everything and we'd probably give you citizenship on the grounds of your dog's granny being Irish.
Tourists can't use the city's community bike scheme (cycle hire firms threw a wobbly at the threat to their profits) and haring around on a Segway scaring grannies and small dogs won't win you any friends.
Ironically, the girls had probably had the best time of their entire trip, playing with their granny and the neighbour's dogs in a sun-drenched garden.
The sense is of an all-consuming experiment in which nothing is too lunatic to try (a dozen people appear holding aloft glass jars with monkeys' ovaries in them; at another moment, the dog remarks: "Perhaps my granny had a fling with a St Bernard", while hilarious footage of a cavorting dog is projected overhead).
Not a Halo 3 post Hello Kitty AK-47 Drobo's bastard, toaster cousin Granny smashes Comcast equipment with claw hammer Rescue Dog to the rescue!
He recalls, "I particularly liked the smell that attached to all her jerseys — sherry, French cigarettes, and dog baskets all blended into one, a lovely Granny fragrance".
Among the highlights was a river-bend junction scene in which a banjo player sits on a porch with his dog at his feet while on the opposite shore, a pipe-smoking granny relaxes in a rocking chair.
Finally fulfills threat to fire longtime banker Milton Drysdale amid allegations of double-dealing; Granny snipes that Drysdale is "such a liar he has to get someone else to call his dog for him".
