I'm terrible at listening to my friends, and notorious for wanting to get the first-hand experience of a world class shithead instead of acknowledging the mountains of evidence supporting their terrible history.
Instead we get the amyl nitrate-inhaling, ear-slicing sadomasochist Frank Booth who bursts through the door, pulls an oxygen mask from his red, sweaty face and snarls like a rabid, frothing dog at Dorothy Vallens, a broken, submissive and terrified nightclub chanteuse "it's Daddy, you shithead!
5. Cersei & Joffrey Lannister (Down from No. 3) The Shithead King isn't getting any smarter, but he's definitely getting crueler.
I wanted to believe that I had intended the "shithead" exclusively for Jana, but I knew it wasn't true.
BREAKING UPDATE: J.E.W. is sold out, so it looks like the shitheads have forced our hand.
Despite all the hard work we put in scrubbing the floors and vacuuming up all the randoms that managed to survive the glamorous massacre, the studio we shot it in had to call an exterminator who used a blowtorch to get all of the li'l shitheads out of every nook in cranny.
Dundee, as the shitheads might put it, is a city on the up.
Knowing that the show will be ending in 18 episodes is getting fans as anxious as they were when they realized the Sopranos was actually kind of boring, everyone in the Wire was fucked up, and the shitheads who wrote Lost had no clue what the fuck they were doing.
I loaded up the gear and then got into it with Alix because I am a grumpy, get-in-the-van kind of asshole and Alix is a I'm-going-to-smoke-this-cigarette-and-drink-my-cocktail-while-you-load-and-then-ask-if-you-made-sure-to-pack-my-bass kind of shithead.
We went on like this, over and over, until Jana threw the clown and said, "Shithead, get Clonchik".
