Service means getting a vacuum truck to the toilet, flushing it into the truck's tank, deodorizing the unit and adding fresh water and toilet paper.
But the only way to get a vacuum in there is to lift up the floor tiles one by one with a suction cup.
The plot has Compton homeboy Ice Cube being sent to live with relatives in the sub urbs, and a typical gag involves getting a vacuum cleaner stuck to someone's face while trying to get rid of marijuana fumes.
It is news that will cheer anyone who has struggled to get a vacuum cleaner, fridge or TV repaired only to be told it's probably cheaper to buy a new one.
"But the government must come with policies to restore the security of the area abandoned by the Shabab, and if the government forces start looting cellphones and other properties," which has happened before, "the Shabab might get a vacuum to return".
So you get a vacuum chamber, strike a spark of plasma in there, and diamonds are precipitated.
But considering that you can pay $60 bucks for another person to clean your house, and that you can get a vacuum cleaner for as low as $21.00 on Amazon.com, Haver's million dollar dust-suckers might be a hard sell.
