He will also, I'm willing to bet, inspire a whole herd of young women to go positively gooey inside.
Bye! 11.28pm GMT 117th over: New Zealand 312-4 (Brownlie 6, McCullum 14) In which McCullum went positively run crazy.
Under normal water pressure, it produces a lolling, hypnotic motion; with increased pressure, the thing goes positively berserk.
"It means we can do even more science now if everything goes positively over the next few days," Taylor said.
Yet I had hopes when the last version of the Horlicks jar went positively stylish: a beige crescent moon against a peaceful blue backdrop.
Don't get me wrong, I laughed at least twice, whiled away a quarter of the time admiring a certain jawline, and went positively gooey at the cuteness of the kids.
Oprah Winfrey does not have a top-rated daily television show anymore, but that didn't stop photographers from going positively mad on Monday night when she arrived at the Ziegfeld Theater for the premiere of Lee Daniels's movie "The Butler," in which she stars with Forest Whitaker.
But they went positively potty over real Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield, a man who had actually done the things we were about to see simulated on screen.
President Obama bowed this week when greeting Japanese Emperor Akihito, and the conservative media and blogosphere went positively apoplectic.
