And if you were invited to Snoop Dogg's Gold Coast pool party in 2011 (oh, you were?
The design team, led by Es Devlin, with costumes by Brigitte Reiffenstuel and stunning chiaroscuro lighting by Peter Mumford, underlined the episodic nature of the opera by creating a series of tableaux, variously framed in gold, in pools of light surrounded by empty blackness.
The home includes a bullet-proof front door, gold-plated pool, indoor cinema and hair salon.
The home has a bulletproof front door, a gold-plated pool, an indoor cinema and a hair salon for good measure.
Separate "this is what I need in order to have a comfortable enough standard of living" from "this is what I need in order to have a gold-plated pool house".
Rebecca Adlington, left, won the 800 free to give Britain its first gold in the pool and a big boost going into next year's London Olympics.
When Simone Manuel won gold in the pool, and spoke out about Black Lives Matter, she wasn't doing it so that people could have an opinion about her hair.
This is the first British Olympic gold in the pool since Moorhouse won the 100m breaststoke in Seoul in 1988, a 20-year itch which Adlington has now gloriously scratched.
Adam Peaty threw down an impressive opening gauntlet, breaking his own world record in the heats of the 100m breaststroke, meaning an 18-year wait for men's gold in the pool could soon be over.
