But as the major empires wage total war for glorious messaging spoils, there are far smaller, distant tribes that will make their own windfall of riches from the battle.
The writing is glorious, the environmental message timely, the way he interweaves and overlaps the various strands of his story quite masterful.
"This fight is for you, for Venezuela," he adds in a second video entitled "Message to the glorious people of Venezuela from part of its patriotic armed forces".
Unified messaging is simply glorious, and is actually something I now wish for on my iPhone.
With the South West basking in glorious sunshine Reverend Roger Bush said: "The message of Christmas - that God was made man in the person of Jesus Christ - is a message for the whole year and one that we want to share".
But, ironically, possibly the greatest message from our brilliant women is for our not-so-glorious men.
Paired with So's glorious hand-painted illustrations, they send the message that having a "foreign mom" is, above all, a whole lot of fun.
Shortly afterwards a friend in Fleet Street exposed the scam and The Star printed the glorious headline "Band of Hate's Loving Message".
This is what makes WikiLeaks, and, for that matter, YouTube and Facebook, and text messaging, and whistle-blowers everywhere so glorious.
But instead of damning the messenger while saying his message that they had so-loved was still glorious, they...well, they decided Cliven Bundy was toxic, even that message that they supposedly had loved just the 24 hours before.
