My Sim eventually died of hunger because I was too busy trying to get my pissed off-ginger boyfriend back into bed.
Haughty and entitled, Jasmine sniffs at Ginger's car-mechanic boyfriend Chili (Bobby Cannavale, a Kowalski minus the sexual menace) and disdains the attempts to matchmake her with one of his uncouth pals.
Her series of bad boyfriends is a cycle Ginger admits she understands nothing about, except for her tendency to continually fuel it.
She also won't stop drawing the tattoo figure that her boyfriend drew before his death – oblivious to the alluring ginger with her on the island.
But the same over-egging suggested by "Bomb" endures, too, in decisions such as the one to give Ginger not just one sympathetic adult ear but three: godfather Timothy Spall and his boyfriend Oliver Platt, plus Annette Bening as their lefty feminist pal.
Tam, meanwhile, goes completely off piste with a homemade "five-spice mix" of ground ginger, celery powder, salt, five-spice and chicken stock powder, which, according to my culinarily sophisticated boyfriend "makes it taste like Pot Noodle".
Spring ginger is young ginger.
