In my personal Weltanschauung, there is nothing wrong with arm hair, giant headphones are silly and skin-lightening products are creepy and grim.
See, porn isn't just people with big boobs and giant schlongs in silly setups involving offices and pizza deliverymen.
(And leave the silly giant-phallus pepper mills in novelty sex toy shops where they belong).
From one night to the next, I could not wait to find out what was going to happen, as the characters ceased to be silly giants, dwarves and Valkyries in my mind but instead powerful and passionate vessels for every universal concern– love, loss, grief, family, power, how to live, how to die.
In that vein, this week I have been mostly enthusing about my silly big giant iPhone 6 Plus.
The Orange Stinger, a swing ride that resembled a giant orange, was renamed Silly Symphony Swings in June, with Mickey Mouse, dressed as a maestro, replacing the orange.
Another viewer took "How Do You Spank a Giant Baby?" and other silly tunes Frank sang in his videos throughout the year and arranged them in the style of Bach as "Zechorales". Frank studied these activities in the same way a gleeful scientist inspects a petri dish teeming with fascinating life forms.
It all happens in a very Tolkienian universe, with a race of silly rock giants called Watchers, theoretically fallen angels, but straight out of The Hobbit.
For the past two games, with Shockey out and Carter knocked silly, the Giants have been limited to relying on Amani Toomer, who has dropped a bunch of balls, and a gimpy Ike Hilliard.
The cleverest of the silly hats: two giant cupcakes.
