The more money I get, the more chance I have of getting trousers".
But, he said, "You get wet trousers".
But Paddy Ashdown told me very sternly, 'You're too fat.'" Did he have to get bigger trousers?
He is stereotypically short on emotional nuance and eager to get his trousers off, pretty much for anyone.
There is a well-known adage that "a lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its trousers on".
Then again, perhaps he was too busy writing his riveting column Britain won't succeed until we get real trousers back.
In the interests of balance, The Independent has sought to find out how much the other Labour leadership hopefuls weigh, and where they get their trousers from, but as of yet have received no responses.
Don't have sex outside like Cate Blanchett and Andrew Simpson did in Notes on a Scandal, because you'll get your trousers dirty and you won't be able to think up a decent excuse when you get home.
We could probably write a scene in which a vicar was coming round for tea and a character was struggling to get his trousers on but still retain a sense of reality to the situation because of the camerawork!
He tried to get his trousers off, but got third-degree burns on his hands from touching his belt buckle.
