David's entry for October 30th says, cryptically, "Komel got raptured today.
Unfortunately, none of their merch was for sale.* But I'm told that getting Raptured hoovers you right out of your clothes, so tomorrow I might be able to find something just lying there crumpled on the street.
It's probably too late to bank on getting raptured away into the loving arms of Jesus before the end of December.
A plane would fly over and I'd run and see if my mother was still around because I wondered if the rapture had happened, and I knew that if anybody got raptured, my mom definitely would.
Helen apologizes to the bones, and then she gets instantly raptured away, Left Behind style.
Kevin Smith managed to get his Rapture-themed thriller Red State into cinemas just months after Camping's prediction was mercifully proven wrong, while two comedic renderings – This Is The End and Rapture-Palooza – followed in 2013.
She is a big star, true, but Boy George got the rapture treatment in September.
And Target offered rapture: "Get online-only deals all week.
"In a sense, what I've tried to capture," he once said, "is the reality of flux, to keep art an open, incomplete situation, to get at the rapture of seeing".
