Most of their dancers are currently at the bar, in the lavatory, or at the bus stop trying to get off with someone else.
The Clubland brand knew its worth and its late-00s heyday saw a series of club trotting live shows that gave pissed punters exactly what they wanted: the chance to see live PA's from the likes of Cascada, N-Trance, N-Dubz and Scooter while you splash your pals with alcopops and get off with someone from the other sixth form in town.
Don't get off with someone right in front of your ex, solely for the purpose of making them jealous.
"Soap storylines rely on couples splitting up and getting off with someone else.
If the tabloid reports are anything to go by, I think it involves the dwarf in a pig mask outdoing me and actually getting off with someone.
One time on a night out she gets off with someone else and they have a big argument, and then three days later they make up and fuck, and then there are two ways this goes: either these two end up getting married, distantly and in the future, saying things like, "Our origin story was incredibly dull!
You know when you wake up, on a Sunday morning-cum-afternoon, and you know you just know that you made some embarrassing mistakes last night; you got too drunk, you did an appalling dance move in front of all your friends, you really publicly got off with someone, you sent those texts, oh God.
They were, unsurprisingly, a lot of fun: it's like bitching about your friends in that secret group WhatsApp you all have, only your friends are all good-looking and famous and keep getting off with someone low level from Geordie Shore, and also you're being paid for it.
And consider the nuanced spectrum of "get" phrases including get off, get off with, get off on, tell someone where to get off, get her!, get you!, get down with your bad self, and, of course, get fucked (the last to be pronounced while giving someone the hairy eyeball).
The idea of picking up or getting with people at the pub reminds me of being 18, when every public space had the potential for locating someone to get off with.
Most people get off with a warning.
