WHY HE NEVER RAN FOR MAYOR OF BUFFALO "You have to spend half your time trying to get cats out of the tree" and the other half "smiling at people and doing all this handshaking and nonsense," he said.
A single emoji just doesn't cut the mustard any more, no matter how vigorous its expression; not when you can get cats with hearts for eyes, Roswell aliens, flamenco dancers, lavatories and cable cars (my favourite food item is something that looks very much like a deep-fried prawn. Why?).
Were Iceland, say, Rhode Island, a system like Landsbjörg would be nice enough — grownup Boy and Girl Scouts to help firemen get cats down from trees — but Iceland, besides being sparsely populated, is marooned far out on the polar edge of the North Atlantic, just below the Arctic Circle.
I see only one tank with soldiers at the half-price tkts booth on 47th St., and read a sign assuring theatregoers that the U.N. peacekeeping forces will make every attempt to get "Cats", Aspects 2" and "Bridges" safely through a performance.
Men get TVs, women get cats.
It's actually really hard to get cats to meow on call.
