It is snowing, and "I knew that before the flakes began to show on the front bonnet Mr Gentleman was going to say that he loved me".
Your money, ladies and gentlemen, is going straight down the plughole - and we all have every reason to be furious about it.
Perhaps only hardcore fans of the TV comedy The League of Gentlemen are going to find this enjoyable or even comprehensible.
"We need a president, ladies and gentlemen, who is going to take on the banking sector".
"Gentlemen," he said, "everything is going exactly according to plan".
A true gentleman who appreciates fine clothing is going to go for something classic like an English woolen".
"There were a lot of anti-American things being said," Mr. Kap said in a telephone interview, "and at one point, one of the gentlemen said, 'Wait until tomorrow, America is going to see bloodshed.' ".
An aide noted that Napoleon repeatedly told his marshals, "Gentlemen, examine this ground carefully, it is going to be a battlefield; you will have a part to play upon it".
""…So I looked at this gentleman and thought, what room am I going to put you in? Like, because if you're in a room with men which you deserve to be the nurse is going to come in and ask you if you're doing fine since your hysterectomy.
They think they want the gentleman who's going to turn up with flowers and then do the ironing, but actually it bores them to tears.
