So, ahem, here goes: Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, bookworms and other literate pets, we are proud to announce that the state of the Covers Contest is strong.
On Wednesday, the team's public-address announcer, Carl Beane, known for his tradition-marking opening line ("Good evening ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, and welcome to Fenway Park…") and for his florid pronunciation of David Ortiz's last name, died in a car crash.
Without further ado, let's introduce them... Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, we would like to present to you a project of inimitable charm and wonderment, bringing together a veritable cornucopia of grossness from all across Europe.
Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages!
By Nick Paumgarten Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages!
So, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, enjoy this wonderful historic day.
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls," Plant greets the crowd, now more like a ringmaster opening his circus act.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, rise to your feet and applaud: Coraline is the real thing.
How do you do, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and teachers?
