But, back in the mainstream, the partners of most columnists have little more than a bit of gentle ribbing to worry about - and the attraction for writer and reader lies in establishing a common bond through the universal pursuit of teasing him or her indoors.
That lack of criticism, of even a gentle complaint for worrying them, the note of unconditional acceptance and affection?
"Well, of course we'll keep worrying," says Dave. "It's our job". Barbara turns to me and whispers, "Help". Mark this, gentle reader: Love and worry are not the same.
Robinson believes an educated 18-year-old "should be able to respond to gentle interrogation and not worry when they get to the point of not knowing, relish it even because they can explore and find out more".
Mark this, gentle reader: Love and worry are not the same.
Now British environmentalists, who adopt a gentler approach, are worried that deflating may become a popular tactic in the UK, alienating mainstream supporters.
The crowd kept shouting out requests and he settled them with a very gentle and charming: "Don't worry, we're going to play all the hits, we're going to be here for absolutely ages".
If none of the gentle approaches work: Don't worry, I'm not about to suggest you rugby tackle the gossiper to the ground and sellotape their mouth closed!
If you feel that your parents are sliding back on anything and filling the house with stress and worries again, try gentle reminders about what was agreed and remind them how important it is to have a calm home.
Despite these gentle pursuits, his health is a worry.
A man in the audience replied, "Don't worry, we'll be gentle".
