The Redskins lost their fourth straight game Sunday, 21-14, as the Dallas Cowboys made Spurrier, considered an offensive genius in college football, grimace over and over on the sideline.
As for the genius the college district hired to keep an eye on how the $5.4 billion got spent — Larry Eisenberg — you know you're in trouble when your oversight guy approves funds for a video biography of himself, complete with childhood photos and a soundtrack.
This wisdom is dispensed to Mike Ross, a genius-level college dropout with a photographic memory.
After campaigning on the idea that the American electoral system is rigged, back when he thought it was rigged in Hillary Clinton's favor, he's now espousing exactly the opposite: at a rally in Alabama on Saturday, he called the electoral college "genius".
Hollywood described him as an evil genius manipulating his college-era-BFF well before Zuckerberg and "The Social Network" were a glint in Aaron Sorkin's eye.
The PayPal founder, after all, has never practiced law, once wrote that women's suffrage was antithetical to a "capitalist democracy," and promotes fringe ideas like cryonics and paying young geniuses to skip college.
He was supervised by Arthur Hibbert, a medievalist, a genius, who, according to college legend, had answered the questions he knew least about in his own history finals so that he could complete the answers in the time allotted.
Despite the millions of pages that have been dedicated to the genius of the American college football coach, the game still seems quite wonderfully helter-skelter to me, ultimately determined by the successes and failures of the 22 players on the field who actually play it.
Thanks to the "genius" of the electoral college, if you live in a sure-fire red or blue state you might feel like your vote doesn't matter much.
We can fly under the radar with third-party vendors and employ interns who are data geniuses fresh out of college and eager to make an impact.
Many systems geniuses did not graduate college.
